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hai!
lets get married. kthnxbai ^_^

Samwise or gtfo. ;)

Why "shouldveleftalready" ?

Really stupid reason actually =/ I was ill one day, and I'd already decided to make a youtube channel. My mum was taking my brother to school while I was in bed, and they were late so she screamed 'Charlie we should've left already' and I was really tired so it stuck in my mindddddd ^__^


Do you wanna date my avatar? She's a star, and she's hotter than reality by far.

Ohbbyyyyy. That sounds delightful, us internet people always prefer dating figments of internet imagination to their icky real life counterparts so thanks for the hook up =)


Wanna have sex?
You know me too well =| ....


come on skype you poo
I'm on skype, right now! If I'm not showing up, just re-add me =) - elliecalder rrrrrrrghhhhheeeeeee <3

where's your 'ead aaaat?
In your vagina.

ALRIGHT SEXY.
i disagree with what i just said. not in the way that i don't think you're sexy, just that i don't think sexy is the best word to use to describe you, you're a lot more.. i could have went back and changed it. but i dislike my backspace key. so alternatively - Hello gorgeous/hiya beautiful.
just wanted to let you know, you seem like one of the rare people who are funny, intelligent, gorgeous and caring, all at the same time. so in short, Ellie Calder, you are amazing.
This was so so lovely, and I wish I knew who you were so I could thank you properly =)


Hi ellie, I really like your name. You are very beautiful and I like how you always seem to be really positive about things :) I like you a lot xx

I really like you a lot, no doubt (if we know each other) and if we don't, then thank you for coming to that conclusion about me. <33


Are you a virgin? I won't judge you if you are/arent <3

I'm not. But cheers for the not judging =) <3

heya ya sexy beast!
Hey hey heyyyy! 


Hi
This was such a waste of a formspring xD hello though <3333


i would sell my soul to sex you.
LOLOLOL I thought this was Andy, however seeing as it wasn't (apparently) then I don't know whether or not I should be scared by this? :3 <3


can i just say...COCKMUNCH. ;D
LOL SHELLY I LOVE YOU YOU COCKMUNCH YOU MADE MY FORMSPRING THE BEST EVERGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <333333333333333


Hey there, I am a Forty Two year old male from Canada, and apart from subscribing to your Youtube because you are beautiful, I just think that you have amazing talent for creating such videos that never fail to bring a smile to my face.
I also have a toe fetish. x 
You should have that checked out ;D
Thanks for calling me talented, btw =) it's very sweet <3

Sam.

"You know what i love about the internet? That someone can come into your life so fast and have such a big impact in such a small space of time. Someone like you. In the entire history of the universe, we've known each other for like a fraction of a second, but it feels like an eternity. A good eternity. An eternity filled with thai fishcakes, callgirls/rentboys and several other beautiful topics. A pretty damn awesome eternity.

If i was militant enough to rank my friends in order, you'd be somewhere quite near the top of my list. In the fractionofasecond/eternity we've known each other we've become quite close and i consider you to be one of my 'best' friends.

You're sexy, and attractive and confident, but simply, you're just BEAUTIFUL and it's amazing knowing that a person like that exists, and i KNOW her. Thank you for sharing things with me and thank you for listening to me moan about various fickle little things. In general, thank you for just being you. Stay beautiful and I'll forever remain...

Your Friend,
Sam"

<3

Formspring.

What is.....bacon?
What is.....Formspring?
Are there cups?

Bacon is a cut of meat, usually atken from a pig (unless you like beef bacon.. which is icky) 

it's really high in fat, so I don't eat it, but this causes me to get shinned by the rest of my family cause they live on it xD

Formspring is the nifty little place you typed all this into ;)

There are no cups, but plenty of spoons.

Could you ever be a lesbian?
I don't think so, but at the same time I've never been in love with a woman.
I think that you love the person, not whatever sex they and although I doubt I ever will be a lesbien - I wouldn't find it tragic if I were one.

ELLIE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL DON'T LET ANY SILLY PEOPLE WHO "DON'T LOVE YOU" BRING YOU DOWN.
who wouldn't love you? they're just silly.
haha, one person CERTAINLY doesn't love me at the moment, no matter how much I've loved them.

ohai, do you know that you are awesome? 
xxXxx
Well you just told me, so I now know that opinion is out there ;)
Did you know that you are? <333

CAN I JIZ ON UR FACE?
NARHH BUT U CAN JIZ ON MAH TURBZ
supercalzzzz to teh rescyooooo!

will you make another sexy video on youtube?
When have I ever made a sexy video on youtube?
I make myself squirm xD

you should also show some ass with some tight blue jeans, you would get lots of views, trust me :D
tons of subscriptions too. 
.....Some of my most favourite viewers are gay men. I don't want to lose them o__O

can you tweet if you'll be making a sexy video? plz
Haha, yes but please don't hold out for that tweet <3

That's crazy, not liking milk!
Just thought I'd let you know that it was one of the best milkshakes I've ever had (it had mini Oreos on top)
I think I dedicated it to the right person!
D=
.......
I don't like oreos either ;)

ere right, this ellie calder lass is a bit sexy. Even if she does spam my inbox with spam.
Who rrrrrrrrrrrrg yooooooh? And I'm sorry, I was hacked I promise! D=
<3

You are uber pretty.
Good job!!
I get incredibly confused when people tell me that. I'm skinny as a rake, white as a piece of paper, and just look like any average Surrey girl xD
You're very kind though <3

how did you get the courage just to say that you were bulimic for forwardly?
There's more than meets the eye to actually everybody, I've noticed recently how much of a hard time LOADS of people I talk to are having, so I know it's like that with everyone. I was hoping by coming forward people would realize they're not alone, and that they're not the only people in the world with problems - the way I once would have assumed.
Thankyou for thinking it was courageous, but it doesn't take much to tell a bunch of people who are mostly strangers because they're a lot less likely to judge you.
<33

Formspring.

what's up?

Not that much, I'm answering your question mr. iamchrisc ;)

You were so subtle when posting this.

I LOVE ELLIE
I LOVE CHRIS ZOMG ZOMG D=== !!!!!

 i dont think you should go to bed
I don't want to go to bed either, Chris but I bet my mum's gonna come and nick the computer in a minute =|

Ellie,
you are the coolest person.
i hope one day i can be as cool as you.
sincerely,
-MacIsNotAwesome, fellow moleshag
MacIsSoAwesome, you are the coolest person just for thinking that. You don't want to be as cool as me because there's pretty much nothing there =/
you are lovely though, Mac
and btw.... :D 
;D

HAI I THINK YOU'RE STUNNING =D we don't know each other very well yet but I put emphasis on yet for I hope we can become friends because you are the coolest and also gorgeous but I think I already said that. now I just sound like a lesbian! xD okay now I shall be all clever and CONFESS that I am amycakes! <3
OHMAHGAAAD I WANT TOOH HAZ TEH BABBIEZ WIZ AMY D= ! <3

never let any insignificant fucker get you down.
It makes so much sense, but that's a lot easier said than done =(

you are my fav brit
Are you back again Chris? ;D You are my favourite American but shhh.... don't let J*** find out ^_^ hehehe <3

I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KISS THIS GIRL NAMED ELLIE FROM THE UK. and i'm not talking about ohitsellie ;)
:3 I love you... Chris

AND I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF SEXY
Yes yes, so are you Chris, now goodnight ;)
<333333333333333millions

i want ellie :)
I want..... you. You smell like lavender ^__^

this probably going to blend in with every other message thing, and ive never really talked to you but I think you're bloody lovely :)
Nawhh you're too cute xD <3333333
You should add me on skype - elliecalder and we can talk more often =) xx

Formspring.

I want to kiss you

I wish I knew who you were, that way I'd know how to respond =S

xx

i love you <33333
mobile number, plz
you can tell me on skype ;D
Dependant on who you areee.... then sure ;D

haaay (:
Once you said you wanted to be 17, because you thinks it's a nice number or something ;D
But how old are you actually?
'Cause I should think you ARE 17 ;p
Megalolz, I'm 16 xD Why should I be 17 again..? hehee

I may or may not fancy you just a bit ^_^
I may or may not just fancy you a bit too Andy, but we've been through this by now haven't we ;D 
<33

Were you really bulimic?
Yes, it's not something I'm proud of but I got help, and I hope that anybody else who is does too because you have no idea how much of your life and your families' lives you could throw away. It's not even got anything to do with vanity, it's just how some people (namely me) deal with situations thrown at them.

This is really hard for me to tell you. I mean, this is quite crucial, if word gets out... I could be no more. Ahem. I'm on a boat. Take a good hard look at the mutha'fuckin' boat. Believe me when I say, I FUCKED A MERMAID.
I feel no shame in postig this confession TAYLER PERRY ;D

If what you said about bulimia on twitter was true, you are so courageous :)
A x
It was true, but I don't think I was being that brave. Thankyou though <33

I used to have a fantasy of you in a llama suit. 
Don't judge me.
If you're willing to buy me a llama suit... I'm willing to see where it takes us... Just saying ;)

Ellie, it kills me when you see that you feel hated. There are so many in the YouTube / Twitter / dailybooth communities who think the world of you and I'm sure your family loves you very much. You're kind, smart, witty and beautiful (those are in order of importance) If other comments from formspring are what make you feel hated, I hope you know to ignore the nasty ones - some people can be very petty and vindictive. As far as those comments go, "consider the source."
That is so lovely and it made me smile so much. I know I'm lucky to have the amount of support I do have behind me and I don't think I take it for granted (or at least I try not to). I haven't actually had any nasty formspring comments EVER except for one which told me I wasn't good enough to be with somebody I'm now no longer with. The reason I felt hated wasn't because of a whole bunch of people, but rather because of one that left me (without wanting to sound corny) broken hearted and alone.

Your hot
lolFANKS xxxxxxxxxxxx

James Lane's cat didn't pee on his backpack; I did. I framed the cat.
You actually just made my day. In return, I'll tell you that James Lane sniffs people when he hugs them... last time I hugged his he sniffed my neck. It was awkward ;D
LOLJAMESILAVYEW <33

I love your hair.
can i get a hair transplant?
ICKKKKK I hate my hair. Unless if you're bald then lets go for it ;D

i think you're soooo beautiful
That's incredibly lovely of you, it's really nice that everyone can be beautiful to someone :3
<33

Formspring.

Hello, mother leopard, I have your cub. You must protect her . . . but that will be expensive. Ten thousand cola nuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I'll be the Hyena . . . you'll see.

As soon as somebody explains to me what a cola nut is, I'll be there. I'll be the poacher

OH CALLGIRL
You are like amazing, you don't deserve shitty people.
You deserve ME!
I am very much looking forward to our Hull days ;D
But seriously, you're like amazing and such. I love you lots and lots and lots.
OH FEELGOOD, you are amazing and deserve to FEEL GOOD (see what I did there? harrrr)
I deserve you and you deserve e and we shall have each other as we live like hobos in Hull xD
Can't wait <333
OI OI SEXY.
I won a milkshake today. I'm going to dedicate it to you!
=|
...That's so sweet, don't get me wrong, but I can't stand milk. Thanks for the thoughts though! I'll dedicate you mahh milkshakeee brings all teh boyz to teh yard
how did it feel changing your race to thai?
thanks ryan ;) it was the best move I ever made (Y) <3

hey, i fancy you + love you + i wanna kiss you
marry me please.
LOVES ;)

=D what kind of size ring were you expecting on getting me…?
/shallow
I love you too, who are you? :3 <3

Do you like manatees?
Enlighten me....

Do you like cheese? ¦|
I do! But I hate milk... and then there's my brother charlie who loves milk and not cheese. We'd have no problem if faced with a bucket of milk and a bucket of cheese, so you can stop worrying ;)

I used to fancy you =/ <3
But you no longer do? D=
</3

U KICW TIY
decipher it...
='( So confused

I just typed out all of my many warped and insane confessions. Then realised i'm too much of a coward to even tell them to anyone anonymously and deleted it. I'm sorry.
Don't worry, I won't post anybody's confessions on here. There have been loads, and some of them were heart breaking <33

I want to hug you =/
PLease do x____X I've been such an emotional/less bitch over the past week aha <3

What do you think is fat? What size would you say?
It totally depends on the person. I don't just look at someone and think 'OH you're fat, I don't like you.' it's all about proportions. I'm a uk size 4 which is american 0 an I know I'm too skinny, but tbh I like it =/ I wouldn't want to get any bigger than an 8, but that's mostly to do with the fact that my mum's a size 10. Most of my friends are size 10+ and I don't see them as fat <3

You're awesome and stuff and ily and COME ON SKYPE MORE
I WILL DO, and if I don't start a conversation with you, please do with me because I've been crap recently and my skype keeps telling me people are/aren't online when they aren't/are and just BLAERGH D=
ily. xx

i fucking lav you ya dik'ed!
You too Andy <33

tits or gtfo
-____- I have none. I don't reallly want any either
baii ;D

tbc.

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